chilled:

hitoml:

judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
me: boobs
jury: haha
lawyer: haha
judge: haha case dismissed

 

(via cumfort)

  • Me: ugh, the radio always plays the same songs
  • Me: *listens to same album on repeat for 7 years*

el-dispute:

let’s watch a scary movie together and get so freaked out that the only option is to have sex 

(via austin-carliles-squidgy)

alchemists:

moment of silence for all my wasted potential

(via all--timeblow)

ptv-network:

@tmmattjr: Reunited and it feel so good. I don’t endorse the bird. Got all my dudes in one spot!

music5eva:

Me: Mom there’s this concert-

Mom: No.

Me: image

(via plsjalex)